Kids Say the Darndest Things....

So.. the best thing I have going for me these days is that I am a mother. My two children are my whole universe and the reason I am the person I am today. I was talking with my mom last week and we were talking about some of our favorite things that the kids have said and I realized... I can't remember a lot of the hilarious things that come out of their mouths. To help change this, I want to write them down here so that I can look back on them and never forget these precious moments.

Let me start with Gabriel. Gabriel has just started talking on a regular basis. He melts my heart when he speaks because he has this tiny little voice. Everything he says is with such sincerity, I could die. Some of my family things he says:

• Rackers (crackers)
• Snaaaaah (snack)
• doss-yin (Jocelyn)
• Bob-bob (Spongebob)
• dis one (whenever he points to anything!)
• Everyday without fail when Alex gets home he screams "Mama!!" We cannot for the life of him get him to call him daddy. It is so funny!
• ssssaaa (pizza)
• duce (juice)
• sow wow (cereal)

Today he said his first sentence. He was being a pain and I said, "Gabe, do you want to go take a nap?" To which he replied, "NO, I duss want snaaaah". (No, I just want snacks) LOL. So precious. I love him to death!

And now to my little diva girl, Jocelyn. Jocelyn is so hilarious, there isn't enough free time in the world to write all the funny things she says but I will tell you my very favorites:

• When she was a little younger she loved Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. She called it "Mickey Mouse Scub Mouse" haha
• Her first official name for Alex was Daboo, I still refer to him as this sometimes lol
• She LOVES Marshmallows. She calls them "Smarsh-s-mayo's" hahaha

Most of all, I just love hearing the things that go through her perfect little brain. They keep me laughing all day!

Today For Example:

Jocelyn: Mommy, what are you doing?
Me: I am going to take a bath
Jocelyn: Yeah, a bath, you STINK
Me: hahaha
Jocelyn: Yeah, you big stink
Me: Well thanks Jocelyn....
Jocelyn: You are welcome mommy.

This is a daily occurrance...
Me: Okay Joce, it is bedtime
Jocelyn: UMMMM... How bout no.
LOL

She starts EVERY sentence with the word and. Hahaha

Jocelyn: And I am growing bigger and BIIIIIGGGGER
Alex: Are you going to be as big as a house?
Jocelyn:NO. I am going to be as big as a girl.

Jocelyn (everytime she goes to the bathroom even though she has been potty trained for a year): And I go potty like a BIG GIRL

Jocelyn to Me: And YOU go potty like a BIG GIRL

Jocelyn to basically everything: And I yike you mommy. And I yuv you Gabe. To da moon aaaannnnddd back

Everyday she says "And I am going to see my grandma and my grandpa and the free (three) dogs! It isn't a question.. she is stating a fact in her mind lol.

ABCDEFGHIJKL M AND M AND P

We get in an elevator....
Jocelyn: And that was CA-YOS (close) lol. Makes me laugh everytime.

Such cherished memories these will be one day! Hopefully I cheered up your day. Here are some updated pictures of us from today! Finally getting settled in our new home. I will put up pictures when I am finished decorating!

I am going to have to track Alex down to get a picture from him, haha